Thursday, August 24, 2006

Illegal Immigrants or not? USAT election questions?

Well I had earlier posted some stuff about the illegal alien question in Ransom Canyon, with the Canadian Geese not going back North and having their babies here. The demonstrations and honking seemed to subside over the past few months so it seems they will be speaking English, will attend the local schools, gain a social security number, pay their fair share of taxes and be real citizens of our city and state. Now the new problem in the canyons, we have Native American armadillo's and raccoons making big waves in our neighborhoods. The armadillos are eating up our yards in quest of eating those delicious things called "grub" worms, and the raccoons are coming on our porch and in our garage to eat our energy bars(these are delivered each year for our triathlons and are stored in the garage) and even come on to our upper deck and stand at the glass door peaking in agravating Buffman & Squeaky. Of course what can we say or do, they were here first and have all the proper credentials and we actually imposed on them. So, do we insist that they be moved to reservations some where far off into the waste lands of the US and allow them to start up new gambling casinos, or what. This would be kind of a novel idea since there are no casinos in the State of Texas, that I know of, owned by the Native Americans. While this is directly opposite from the rest of the USA. My goal then will be to organize this group into some form or fashion, figure out how they can get millions of dollars in grant money(you don't have to pay this back)and start up the Ransom Canyon Royale Casino! It will be good for the local economy and keep these creatures off of the streets and out of the yards. In addition we will creat a new national association called The Organization of Armadillos-Raccoons of America, acronym TOOARA, pronouced and chanted "Too A Rah", "Too A Rah" in the rythum of the latest Kinky Friedman campaign slogan!!! (we will deal with the foxes, skunks, snakes, rabbits, in other ways) Sounds like a good idea to me, but I must ponder it before taking any drastic actions.

The USAT elections are now entering the fourth week(why is the president of the USA can be elected in a few days and the USAT elections take 60 days?)and the interest is very high. I get at least 2 calls or e-mails a day asking how it is going and questions about the proposal listed on the ballots, etc. This is very encouraging that our voters are that interested to ask questions. I also encourage everyone to consult the web site of USA Triathlon(USATriathlon.org) and get the full poop on the proposals, etc. They explain it very well with pros and cons. After reading this you will have no problems making a decision. I commend USAT for this information in helping the voters to decide how to vote on these issues.

Since I just received a call to conduct a Legal Mediation in Lubbock I must put on my legal mediation face and rush into town. Will have some more stuff on my candidate for Governor, Kinky Friedman, some time today.

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